What can a Philosophy graduate do?
Philosophy majors do better.
Philosophy is not directly practical. No philosopher will ever teach you how to build a toilet.* However, we can teach you how to think better and to write better. These are skills valued by any boss whose employees don't have to wear a funny paper hat. Is thinking well important? Those who do not value thinking well usually think badly; and, for that reason, it's hard to change their minds, so let's not get into it.
*However, our own Dr. Chase Wrenn has an extensive knowledge of the mechanics of the flush toilet - ask him about it.
Even though philosophy isn't directly practical, philosophy majors score very highly on the LSAT, GRE, and GMAT - as a result, we think, of their training - so they usually do well in the world.
Philosophy majors typically do the best on the GRE verbal section (even better than English majors); 2nd best on the GMAT (behind math majors but ahead of business majors); and 3rd best on the LSAT (behind only math and economics majors). In a recent study, philosophy majors were found to be 10% better than political science majors on the LSAT. In a study of overall GRE scores from 1995 and 1998, philosophy majors came in 3rd out of 26 categories. That probably explains why I got so many graduate school rejections, but I'd rather not elaborate.
Doctors rarely major in philosophy; the Medical School Admissions Requirements book for 2000-2001 shows that only 0.5% of medical school applicants were philosophy majors in 1998. However, 50.2% of these were accepted, which is the second highest rate (just behind history; biology majors were a mere 39.9%). And in the 1997, the acceptance rate for philosophy majors was the highest of all at 53%!
Do all these good test scores provide a reason for studying philosophy? Well, if philosophy majors ace standardized exams merely because smarter people are attracted to philosophy, then no, since these good scores would merely betray a selection bias. However, if you'd choose one box in the Newcomb Problem, you might want to become a major anyway. (Ask your nearest philosophy instructor what that means, but don't say you read it here!)
Our successful majors
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Derek Tokaz (2005) studies law at New York University.
Annie Donaldson (2004) was an intern at the White House in 2004. She is now in the Massachusetts Governor's Fellows program, on the staff of Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney.
Brett Talley (2004) is at Harvard Law School. (Are you?)
Parker Sweet (2004) has a full tuition academic scholarship at the University of Alabama Law School.
Josh Bell (2004) is a Rural Medical Scholar at UAB Medical School.
Jonathan Dunn (2003) is at Harvard Law School.
Robin Preussel (2003) is at Yale Law School, where she is an editor for the Yale Journal of International Law, the Yale Journal on Regulation, and coordinates the Yale Public Interest Initiative. Also, she is a member of the Federalist Society and Yale Law School's acappella group, Habeas Chorus.
Katie Terry (2003) studies law at the University of Virginia.
J. C. Zannis (2003) is a graduate student in economics at the University of Florida.
Gabriel Walvatne (2003) is a law student at the University of Maryland.
Cole Mitchell (2002) is in the University of Arizona's philosophy Ph.D. program.
Monica Free (2002) is an artist in Germany.
Jason Gray is in the philosophy Ph.D. program at the University of California, Riverside.
Robby Newman (2001) is in the philosophy Ph.D. program at Ohio State University.
Shane Weldon (2001) is a law student at Cumberland Law School in Birmingham.
Lee Goswick (2001) is a doctoral student in mathematics at UAB.
Richard Nix (1998) graduated magna cum laude from Jones School of Law and now practices in Evergreen, Alabama.
Michael Casiday (1997) (Ph.D., theology) is Research Associate for the Department of Anglo-Saxon, Norse and Celtic at the University of Cambridge; bibliographer for the Cambridge History of Early Christian Literature; and now has a research fellowship in Durham, England.
Chase Wrenn (1996) is Assistant Professor of Philosophy at the University of Alabama. It could have been worse.
Brian Carver (1996) is a law student at UC Berkeley.
Allison Boylan Belan (1995) manages the Journals Department at Duke University Press.
Amy McManus (1993) went to Harvard Law School and now teaches there. Me too, except I've never been to Boston.
Jim Abernathy (1993) is a Partner in the law firm of Ford, Martin and Abernathy.
Marc Warner (1992) went to UAB medical school and is now a surgeon in Richmond, Virginia.
Joseph Gassen (1988) is a pediatric resident at Doernbecher Children's Hospital in Portland, Oregon.
Russ Daw (1987) teaches mathematics at The American Embassy School in New Delhi, India.
Carl S. Burkhalter (1987) received his law degree from the University of Chicago, clerked for Judge E. Grady Jolly of the U. S. Court of Appeals, 5th circuit and is now a lawyer and a shareholder in the Birmingham office of Maynard, Cooper & Gale, P.C.
Pedro Gonzalez (1987) is Assistant Professor of Philosophy at Barry University.
Donald Hornby (1986) is a part-time professional gambler.
Kelly Cloud (1983) is Vice President of Quality Assurance at ELP, Inc., in Birmingham.
Harry Renfroe (1982) practices law in Tuscaloosa.
Jeffrey I. Tilden (1977) is a Fellow of American College of Trial Lawyers and a past president of the Washington Defense Trial Lawyers. He now practices at Gordon Murray Tilden in Seattle.
Craig Alexander (1977) is a partner at Adams and Reese L.L.P. in Birmingham.
Houston Howard III (1975) is Senior Partner in Howard, Dunn, Howard and Howard, in Wetumpka, Alabama.
Woody Woodruff (1974) was legal counsel to actor and Senator Fred Thompson during his election campaigns in 1994 and 1996. He is now a partner with Waller Lansden Dortch & Davis, in Nashville.
Sheldon Perhacs (1972) is a criminal defense attorney in Birmingham.
Jim Reynolds (1966) is Professor of English at Texas A&M-Commerce.
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Philosophy majors in the world
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Maurice Allais, Nobel Prize in Economics, 1988
Steve Allen, Writer and comic voice on The Simpsons
Wes Anderson, director and filmmaker (Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums)
William Bennett, formerly Secretary of Education and head of the War on Drugs
Henri Bergson, Nobel Prize in Literature, 1927
Stephen Breyer, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
Jerry Brown, former governor of California and presidential candidate
Patrick Buchanan, former speechwriter for George Wallace
Pearl Buck, winner of the Pulitzer Prize (1932) and the Nobel Prize for Literature (1937)
George Carlin, comedian with a dirty mouth
Stokely Carmichael/Kwame Ture, Civil rights leader
Mary Higgins Clark, mystery writer
Ethan Coen, great filmmaker (one of the Coen Brothers)
T.S. Eliot, poet who wore glasses
Rudolf Eucken, Nobel Prize in Literature, 1908
Carly Fiorina, CEO, Hewlett Packard
Ken Follett, author of Eye of the Needle
Michael Frayn, Playwright and novelist
Northrup Frye, English scholar and Literary Critic
Martin Gardner, popular science writer
J. Paul Getty, someone with more money than you
Philip Glass, composer of weird music
Rudi Giuliani, former mayor and actor in Adam Sander films
Rebecca Goldstein, Novelist and MacArthur Prize winner
Chris Hardwick, MTV host
Gary Hart, former senator and presidential candidate of questionable morals
Carol Heckman, first female magistrate in the Western district
Peter Hoeg, author of Smilla's Sense of Snow
Carl C. Icahn, corporate raider and owner of TWA
Phil Jackson, NBA coach with cool facial hair
Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President and all-round smart guy
Aung San Suu Kyi, Nobel Peace Prize, 2002
Bruce Lee, Martial arts specialist and possible actor
Jean-Marie Lehn, Nobel Prize in Chemistry 1987
Steve Martin, actor and comedian
Iris Murdoch, Novelist
Robert McNamara, Former Secretary of Defense and Head of the World Bank (we all have our pluses and minuses)
Kate Millett, author of Sexual Politics
Neil Peart, good drummer for pretentious suburban band
Pope John Paul II, if you don't know, there's no point explaining
Stone Phillips, broadcaster
Georges Pires, Nobel Peace Prize, 1958
Chaim Potok, Novelist
Joan Rivers, comedian
Brad Roberts, Crash Test Dummies, deep voice
Bertrand Russell, Nobel Prize for Literature, 1950
Susan Sarandon, Actress with political opinions
Albert Schweitzer, Nobel Peace Prize, 1952
Amartya Sen, Nobel Prize in Economics, 1998
Wallace Shawn, actor whom Torin once saw in the airport
John Silber, Former President Boston University and politician
Gene Siskel, Ebert's late thin brother
Jeff Smith, host of the Frugal Gourmet
Susan Sontag, Writer
George Soros, Currency speculator and humanitarian
David Souter, nerdy Supreme Court Justice
P. Michael Spense, Nobel Prize in Economics, 2001
Alex Trebeck, Pompous host of Jeopardy
Pierre Trudeau, Former Canadian Prime Minister
Judge Joseph Wapner, The People's Court; Rain Man's Soloman
David Foster Wallace, Novelist and MacArthur Award winner
George F. Will, conservative commentator in a bowtie
Juan Williams, NPR host and journalist for The Washington Post
C. Vann Woodward, Historian
Your Last Cab Driver
Probably Your Next One Too
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-- Stuart Rachels